Quite Francly |
Robotically rythmic he knows how to prance. Spastically limp dicked he never could dance. So instead he frequently indulges in intellectual wank. Readers beware content may not be fair - If you become disturbed, ill, or feel the onset of a seizure don't hesitate to click the X, it's in the top right corner, next to two little squares. OK run along now, skedaddle and don't dawdle. Optimum brain efficiency occurs between 12:00am - 2:00am don't bother reception during any other hours. The only entity worth loving is Figgs! |
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His love will go on, until extinction …
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Sodium Hypochloride will dethrone this bathroom micro flora royalty!
(Source: creaturejournal)
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Nexts Months Titles
1.) ‘Conan the Barbarian’
2.) ‘Cowboys & Aliens’
Purchasable Blu-ray titles:
‘Jurassic Park’
‘Jaws’
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‘Hanna’s Theme’ - ever since those end credits rolled in this tune continues to resonate in my head.
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Gerald Butler appears in ‘Tomorrow Never Dies’ (1997), who’d a thunk it!
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That bitch is nuttier than squirrel shit!
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He knows too much! He knows too much!
(via deadcuntsociety)
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Look at that unsettled geriatric, CONCHORD!
(Source: finalellipsis, via deadcuntsociety)
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Sticking Things up Poopers
Recently a rather desperate colleague of mine announced his fondness toward entering exit holes. After a messy three year relationship this outlandish, high pitched voicing man decided to scheme on every single woman at work. The response was not only amusing but highly educational. Apparently the term, phrase or bogan colloquialism “pooper” refers to a females fecal matter exit hole, and more importantly this is a place where men supposedly want to rest their phallus there.
This colleague of mine even decided to describe in great detail how synchronised swimmers, one sexually frivolous swimmer in particular, would enjoy warm, steamy “cum” in her anus. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND! What is seemingly enjoyable about perferating your loved ones ass. Seeing the red raw traumatised orifice crying tears of gooey sorrow after a hearty ramming. We’ve all seen the pornographical excavations, and many have replicated finding orgasmic results! Well to you small few who allow “pushing the threshold” and enjoy it, I stick my finger up at you and no where near your “pooper”.
Good Day!
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I think it’s actually a really beautiful ring
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There is no way a whale would ever hurt you.
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“i’m a vegan because my body isn’t a graveyard”— you’re right, instead it’s full of shit.
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So Buff
In teenage speak, ‘buff’ refers to usually a male who appears to frequent gyms, gauged by his gleaming muscles.
In Broome, WA, buff stands...
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The motherfucking fox may have gotten away, but pudge got an ass full of fire after a swan bite.
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HAHAHA I wish.
